This has been an eventful day. Earlier today while getting ready to go to Kids Klub, I flooded the master bathroom. When mommy took my wet clothes off, I refused to put on another shirt. So we never did make it to Kids Klub.
Then later, I dumped my goldfish crackers all over Charlie and the carpet. And after that, I spilled my milk all over the family room.
Mommy had the TV off for most of the day, but when she turned it back on, I learned a new word from Joey on “Friends.” So, I’ve been running around the house saying “dammit.”
I thought I had broken mommy, but she must really love me, because she’s letting me bake blueberry muffins.